Best license plate ever

Deja Vu

 

This one took me a minute

 

https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hit...ter-coincidentally-gets-dck-247-license-plate


Should've kept it.

 

Back in the day, when I was a hooligan on the streets, I had a plate on one of my bikes that was IlIIl. Several buddies had plates that were similarly difficult to read at nearly any speed. The thought was that we would be difficult to catch if reported by motorists. Yeah, we weren't the brightest bunch of kids with motorcycles...

 

Naughty

 

Lynsey...

 

They took it away from me this year. I called. It took a while to get to anyone with the power to talk tag rejection. I told her that you make the numbers and letters. It's your fault if you think that someone can't read it, not mine. Unless you want to take "I" and "1" off of all tags. She said, listen, I am a bureaucrat that makes the decision, and there's nothing that you can do about it, so bye asshole.

 

My Buddy in high school had SOMF his mom kept asking for the meaning!

 

A reporter for WOOD-TV no less.

Hey, 'toe... She seems to have a thing for dorky white guys... What's your move?

 

Step off mother fucker?

 

Every few years I try for CAZZO for my Hypermotard, but they keep turning me down. Used to have WOOHOO on a red 911 convertible.

 

One year at the 24 Hours of Lemon, a team took a VW Bug and painted it up in orange and "01" like the General Lee. Instead of a Confederate flag, they painted a rainbow flag. The crew wore their best "flaming" outfits to Tech. The finishing touch was this bumper sticker.

 

I forget about this plate i saw today....

 

Had a buddy with a Hypermotard like mine. He applied for TARD in NJ and was declined. He was working carpentry for a lawyer friend and mentioned his rejection. Lawyer bud said not to worry about it, and in 3 weeks, TARD came in the mail.

 

A displaced New Englander.

 

Even New Yorkers hate the Yankees!

 

My favorite plate was one I saw some years back on a then late model very top of the line Mercedes driven by a good looking blonde: WAS HIS. My guess is some guy was and probably remains pissed

 

Doubtful.

Cars like that are better leased anyways

 

What is it?

 

Same with blondes