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" He cleared the river "

Discussion in 'General' started by Banditracer, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

  2. dantheman

    dantheman Yeah, it hurt.....

    I just saw that on one of the news sites. I have to admit, pretty impressive....
     
  3. JBraun

    JBraun Well-Known Member

    Now that's full send.
     
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  4. Phl218

    Phl218 .

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  5. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

  6. peakpowersports

    peakpowersports Well-Known Member

    Sad he passed... had he lived he would have achieved instant legend status.
     
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  7. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    Too bad there was no one to hold his beer first.

    Waiting for widow to sue Mercedes for not making the car safe enough.
     
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  8. code3ryder

    code3ryder Well-Known Member

    typical media... police he went 337 feet... media he went some 400 feet. very glad that he was the only person involved in this.
     
  9. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    He damn sure gets an honorable mention in my book.
     
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  10. ClemsonsR6

    ClemsonsR6 Well-Known Member

    BS!! Fake news! No one is able to achieve those speeds in California with all their traffic.
     
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  11. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    From the article is sounds like someone held his meth pipe.
     
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  12. Boman Forklift

    Boman Forklift Well-Known Member

    In the comments section "The NHTSA will now require parachutes for all car occupants".:crackup::crackup:

    If they don't California will.
     
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  13. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    This looks more like Thelma and Louise than a Evel Knievel situation.
     
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  14. 2blueYam

    2blueYam Track Day Addict

    I was thinking maybe he was trying to recreate a Dukes of Hazzard moment.
     
  15. Hyperdyne

    Hyperdyne Indy United SBK

    Reports from witnesses as the scene indicate the driver "hit that dixie horn and gave it one helluva "YEEEEEE HAAAAWWW" before "he yeeted that whip into the muhfuggin stratosphere."
     
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  16. condon66

    condon66 Member well known

    “Like at 100 miles per hour, he cleared the whole damn river," Bryan Zollars told Fresno's KSEE-TV.

    Quote of the Week right there.
     
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  17. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

  18. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    I wonder what MB it was. Be cooler if it was a 300D Wagon running biodiesel.
     
  19. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    I think they said he was doing 100 mph.
     
  20. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Crack...it's a hell of a drug.
     

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