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Vasectomized.

Discussion in 'General' started by Dragginass, Dec 6, 2019.

  1. Dragginass

    Dragginass Well-Known Member

    This shit hurt, I don't care what other people said. The 6 shots werent the worst part. The pulling/tugging was brutal. Ice is helping more than the hydrocodone. Maybe I need to add beer.
     
  2. JBraun

    JBraun Well-Known Member

    Duh. They don't work without beer. Sorry about the nuts. Congrats on not contributing to overpopulation. :beer:
     
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  3. grasshopper

    grasshopper Well-Known Member

    It's well worth it though. WELL WORTH IT. Ice your nuts really good and you'll be fine in a couple days.
     
  4. Dragginass

    Dragginass Well-Known Member

    I always thought my first titanium hardware would be from racing. Apparently my doc installed some titanium hose clamps down there. Hopefully not worm drive.
     
  5. burnham

    burnham Well-Known Member

    Fuck. For all of us who need to make the appointment, Please don't make it sound too bad.

    I became single last May, and took my balls on a world tour. Still need to make the switch from breeder to sport-fucker.
     
  6. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    The numbing shots were the worst part IMHO. Felt like a long slo-mo kick to the nuts. Other than that I had zero issues and not alot of swelling up like grapefruits like people say. BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!
     
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  7. lee955i

    lee955i The Traveling Gnome

    A bag of frozen peas or corn works wonders. ;) . Obviously, not on the cob unless you like that sort of thing....
     
  8. Dragginass

    Dragginass Well-Known Member


    The Valium pre-surgery helped me not give a F, but it's still rough. I'd describe it more as extreme discomfort than pain. The shots sting, but only for a second.
     
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  9. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    And we were able to go at it.......gently, within a couple days.........yes obviously still with protection until given the all-clear to fire away.
     
  10. jasonhise

    jasonhise Well-Known Member

    My Valium shot helped alleviate most pain, the numbing shot stung slightly. The Doc asking me if I'd like to watch the procedure with a big mirror in front of me in the stirrups made me laugh and tell him "Hell NO"... The smell of my cauterized sack burning as they cut into it was less than pleasant and I could feel the slicing of my scrotum however it didn't hurt. Weird experience which I had no issues with whatsoever and it was way better than having to have the Mrs. be anesthetized and OOC for a while with a more invasive surgery.
     
  11. 72westie

    72westie Well-Known Member

    Didn't hurt as bad as everyone made it out to be. I was up walking around the flea market the following day. didn't need the pain pills they gave me. Frozen peas are great to help with comfort. Don't forget to cook up the pea's later for your buddies.
     
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  12. Robby-Bobby

    Robby-Bobby Steeltoe’s Daddy

    I’m going in soon. Absolutely afraid for my life.
     
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  13. vizsladog

    vizsladog Well-Known Member

    Dude. My wife came with me to drive me home. She freakin passed out watching and i had to drive us home. I had some new fangled laser one done. I could have went jogging the next day. Did have weird aches for a while though.
     
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  14. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

  15. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    I just throw it out on the ol lady's forehead. Don't cost nothing. Don't get cut neither.
     
  16. lopitt85

    lopitt85 Well-Known Member

    Had mine done too. Sting from the shot was the worst part only for a second. Felt a little pressure when he held on to cauterize. No pain.

    Walking around next day, a little discomfort but nothing major. 10-14 days later I was back in the gym at full bore.

    Well worth the freedom, lol. Much easier on me than the wife going under the knife. Never thought I would do it...until I did it.
     
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  17. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    When a buddy got his fun sacks snipped the doctor told him to buy a 12 pack of beer in cans on the way home and a bag of ice. Dump the beer in the cooler, cover with ice, get as cold as possible, take out two beers and sit on the cooler. While Drinking one beer put the other between your legs on your nuts. When you kill the first beer open the nut beer, replace the nut beer with one out of the cooler and continue until your nuts don't hurt or you're too drunk to care.
     
  18. burnham

    burnham Well-Known Member

    Yeah I did that too until the ol lady took half my shit and 150% of my money. I'm not getting married again, and terrified about knocking someone up. I don't even know what 150% of -50% is. I'm pretty sure my balls could help solve that equasion.
     
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  19. sdiver

    sdiver Well-Known Member

    Mine didn't hurt at all aside from minor post-OP pain. General anesthesia FTW!
     
  20. Dragginass

    Dragginass Well-Known Member

    They offered me general anesthesia, but I would have had to pay thousands out of pocket. Using locals only I had just a $40 copay.
     

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