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Dumb Christmas Song Lyrics

Discussion in 'General' started by tgold, Nov 28, 2019.

  1. tgold

    tgold Well-Known Member

    The Beach Boys "Little Saint Nick" Nothing against Santa Claus, but the line: "Christmas comes this time each year" is so moronic I feel like I lose a couple of IQ points every time I hear it.
     
  2. zrx12man

    zrx12man Captain Amazing

    Try a "Christmas in Hollis" palate cleanser.
     
  3. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    All of them.
     
  4. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan My 13 year old is faster than your President

    Xmas music sucks!

    /Thread
     
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  5. tgold

    tgold Well-Known Member

    I wouldn't go that far. One Silent Night by Jaci Velasquez and Burlap to Cashmere is probably my all time favorite. It's a cool mashup of Silent Night and For God so Loved the World.
     
  6. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    "The Police have your Dad"
     
  7. motion

    motion Nihilistic Member

    Big and Rich, Drunk On Christmas is quite good, really :)
     
  8. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    All of em.
    Bruh. I had it typed out before I saw. My brotha.
     
  9. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    heard it a lot, have you?
     
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  10. tgold

    tgold Well-Known Member

    Yes, just slipped below 150.
     
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  11. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    This is the time of the year that I have to wear my earbuds every damn where I go. :mad:
     
  12. flewid

    flewid Well-Known Member

    Theirs marshmallows for roasting and scary ghost stories of christmas's Long long ago or however "the most wonderful time of year" lyric goes. I hate that song.
     
  13. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    Is it "Up on the housetop reindeer pause" or is it "reindeer paws"?

    That's bugged me for years.

    I found a good Christmas CD. It's the Jack Daniels Silver Cornet Band. You can tell the 2nd cornet has had a few jars with all the notes he cacks, but that just makes it more human.
     
  14. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds


    Paws
     
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  15. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    How about "Baby It's Cold Outside"? Its a good song, but when you listen closely, it's soooooooooooooo date-rapey:eek:
     
  16. Yzasserina

    Yzasserina sound it out

    Oh leave off with that crap. Meanwhile, I will take the ban, I'm busy. Enjoy! :)

     
  17. vfrket

    vfrket Lost Member

    Reported

    Santa's gonna kick your a$$
     
  18. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    You're my huckleberry. :D
     
  19. opinion914

    opinion914 Well-Known Member

    You're a bunch of haters...
    Now bring me some figgy pudding!
     
  20. lee955i

    lee955i The Traveling Gnome

    Check out All Time Low's song "Merry Christmas...Kiss My Ass" :D:D
     

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