Yeah, it's also a common misconception that chickens say "Cluck." They're trying to say "Cloaca," which is their way of saying "Asshole." Chickens as a rule are just pissed off all the time.
That one is a legit way to cut a pie. Not everyone wants a traditional full slice of pie, and some want a larger slice of pie but not necessarily two traditional full slices. This way people can have choices of pie slice size.
I would just move them around so they can be even while they eat. Then id lay in the floor and play with them for 167 hours straight.
And if you added another dog to get the same colors on the ends, it would be and odd number of dogs...oh the humanity.
I saw where an animal rescue was looking for a home for a herd of goats and Chris immediately came to mind. Imagine rolling on the floor with a herd of goats.
I laid in bed last night and couldn't sleep worth a shit trying to figure out a way for the same color dogs to be on the ends, while also having the same number/color of dogs on each half (meaning if you split the group right down the middle, both separate groups of 5 would be the same), and I couldn't do it. It aggravated the fuck out of me. With 10 being an even number, being able to be split exactly in half...but those remaining halves being an odd number, it can't work out. The only logical solution is I need more dogs.