Jorge is gone.

It’s wild to think the influence these energy drink companies actually have behind the scenes .... strange world we live in . I’m waiting for white claw to step up with some big bucks and help out Redding

 

White Claw product planning meeting: "Team, what the market is screaming out for is an alcoholic beverage with little discernible taste, but a pronounced (and bad) aftertaste"

 

It's all about the benjamins, and Red Bull and Monster toss around a lot of them!

 

No different than the cigarette companies in the past.

 

Maybe that’s how we get the millennials to get interested in something other than man buns and flannel

white claws and motorbikes , bruh

 

I’d rather they stay the fuck out of the paddock and fall on a pile of burning bras.

 

This is where you are wrong, man. Beer -- the original energy drink.

 

This.
Many dudes have gained the energy to do incredible (or incredibly stupid) things shortly after uttering the words: "Hold my beer!"

 

I usually just did stupid stuff with the beer in hand. No one else should hold my beer. I will finish it before I allow that sweet nectar to be held by someone else.

 

Well, technically they were holding an empty can post-chug. Gotta make sure you have maximum energy!

 

This guy gets it! Also, gotta stay hydrated throughout the stupid

 

Alex makes the most sense for many reasons. Everyone decries it though because it’s so utterly boring, not because he’s ‘undeserving’.

I wanted to see him on a different bike though just to see what he’s really capable of. He’s never going to become his own man at Repsol. Alex on a Ducati would’ve been pretty exciting. Maybe we’ll still see it.

It’d be pretty funny if he actually turned out to be a demon on the big bikes and starts challenging his brother.

It’d be nice if the Kardashian style drama from them played out on track. I’m definitely going to be looking forward to seeing Marc berm his little bro for the first time. It’ll be like a racer version of a big brother noogie.

 

Interesting … maybe Rossi will end up with a better bike. If they take up this offer.

Don't be stupid, Lin Jarvis. Stop sucking on Rossi's private parts and make this happen.

Lorenzo offered Yamaha MotoGP test role for 2020

https://www.motorsport.com/motogp/news/yamaha-lorenzo-test-role-2020/4614504/

 

Never gonna happen. JL won't go for that.

 

Rossi has already told them multiple times what he needs, more power (and rear grip).

It’s embarrassing to see how bad the Duc and Honda leave the Yamaha behind on the straights. The Yamahas can’t even stay in the draft.

The announcers comment on it pretty much every round. The Yamaha is simply outgunned coming off corners and down straights.