Ha hahahahaha hahahahahahahaha. This Congressman won the internet for today. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/rep-paul-gosar-jeffrey-epstein-didnt-kill-himself
Saw him live recently. Quite the entertainment. Being in Portland, half the crowd didn't understand that he was making fun of them.
Is Portland as much of a shithole as I've heard? For some reason my good buddy whose getting married next year wants to do part of his bachelor party there. I was mildly perplexed as to why. The only good thing I've heard about Portland are all the hoes that have moved from there to Vegas
It would be fine for a bachelor party. We have more strip clubs than coffee shops and they are full nude, full bar. Plus tons of regular bars for stuff like that and a general "who gives a shit?" attitude when it comes to partying. Check out the Vegan strip club on poetry night for extra laughs and play the ping pong ball game. Come daytime, you will see nothing but methheads shitting in the streets, lumbersexuals trying to out beta each other, and the rest of the Portlandia cast. But you should be hung over during the day and they are generally pretty harmless.
They’ve arrested the guards on duty that night https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...prison-guards-arrested-failing-check-him.html