Here at Area 51, where y'all?

Who all here?

 

Im over by the main building dressed as a trash can. Come over and say hi...

 

Who drew you a map?

 

Hahahaha

 

Too many people, I’m at Bob Lazar’s House building some stuff using element 115

 

When the alien come out what's my move?

 

Currently hovering over the place in my transmogrifier.

 

Home! Sure as shit not f@ckin' with the Federalise. Shot by some air farce private who is itching to make private first class and is bonered up to try out his M16A1, end up in a lighted case next to an alien from galaxy 176 and who is also a chronic masturbater or just dealing with the type of people who think a human wave attack is going to get you in to see a flying saucer. Not just no but F@CK NO!

 

I'm here inside the gate, come on in preferably at a high rate of speed......

 

Anal probe?

 

Just treat the highly radioactive alien like its a ballerina and I think you'll be ok....you know stand way over to the side and stare...

 

Finally you will find a transparent woman.

 

Start Naruto running obviously...

 

The aliens might be in control, ya' know? You end up in a zoo on their planet.

"Hey Assheads, let me out of this cage!"
"Vhy yeees, ve do have asses for heads, vould you like eine anal probe and maybe eine pina colada? Die Anal probe lights and and goes "vhirl vhirl vhirl" and the pina colada uses bacardi und has a small umbrella in it."

 

My flight is delayed but i'll be there in time for the after party. I can't wait to try some of that alien cocaine!

 

Yup!

 

Klaatu Barada Nikto .....

 

I'm flying in with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum.