So let's say we buy Greenland. Then what?

^^^^ That would keep the news cycle spinning for a month! It would drive the Commies (you know I mean the Ruskies) absolutely beserk....While he's at it he ought to offer the same deal to Ukraine! (all except for Chernobyl).. He could draw a 10 mile radius around that place and move all the local Russians there too. They invented that mess, let them deal with it.

 

Trump could tout it as the Green New Deal!

Oh. Wait......Nevermind.

 

<3 <3 <3

 

Bone Spurs, Slick Willy, and the Floppy Earrd Fucker all didn’t serve. But they went on to serve as Commander in Chief of the entire US Military and are more likely to be buried at Arlington than any of us.

So let’s put that one to bed.

 

Trump watched Princess Bride and wants a brute squad to attack the dems....

 

I thought this was a joke.

Some Washington Post exaggeration.

Fuck me, dumbass was serious.....

 

We can't even balance a budget and debt/deficit are out of control yet this dumbass thinks we should buy Greenland? Fuck it, lets buy Australia and New Zealand while we're at it, at least they are pleasant places to visit! The so called fiscal hawks are wearing their MAGA hat, sunglasses and fake mustache disguises so they don't get asked about it.

 

If he could work the same deal as Seward did in 1862 (Alaska for 15 million)...then GL would only cost 351 million. Or we could just give Denmark 1/6 of a F35.....

 

I am guessing Denmark is a bit more savvy on what Greenland's natural resources are worth. Maybe Trump has decided global warming is real and is just looking for a nice place to retire that isn't boiling hot? lol.

 

How original...

 

10 to 1 this eventually works into a "pay us all you owe for your NATO membership, or give us Greenland".

 

I didn't even read back through the thread before posting that. Not sure about the previous poster, but I was posting it as a joke. About the only thing this can be is something to distract from the current negative economic news.

 

I am in on Australia, give them their guns back and give them 48 hours before they become a territory so they have free reign on liberal government eradication. After that they are cool people.

 

Besides being critical to our national defense it's
also a source for rare minerals we need.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thule_Air_Base

 

Lolzzzz. All of a sudden you're concerned about national budgets and debts huh? How adorable!

 

So assuming your personal finances are a wreck, if you had the chance to buy something that would help fix the issue by providing more security and a wealth of potential income (natural resources in this case), are you suggesting you’d pass?

 

I'm really disappointed in you people for not coming up with this before now. Buy it. Then build a giant TT course around the entire island. It can be the ultimate race course!

 

Tire warmers required.

 

We’ll just pipe over some of that geyser water from Iceland to lay some hydronic heat under the racing surface.

No more fear of Snowflake Sprints!