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Corporate speak

Discussion in 'General' started by Hotfoot, Aug 13, 2019.

  1. That gets said a lot in our meetings, because the rigs are on a day rate of several hundred thousand per day. Everything is time sensitive. You don’t want to hold people up unnecessarily. If it isn’t something the whole room needs to hear/comment on, then the necessary parties will “take it offline”.
     
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  2. JJJerry

    JJJerry Well-Known Member

    Passive-aggressive for, "I already told you this shit!"
     
  3. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    You people are thinking too small. You just make shit up, throw it out to the clones and see what comes back. :D

    I watched some vietnam war movie and ran with that last time: "We need to di di mau, pull the pin, kick in the door and toss is in."
     
  4. Robin172

    Robin172 Well-Known Member

    Reminds me of Key and Peele's "Pussy on the Chainwax."
     
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  5. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    "You'll have your regional team leads providing high altitude air cover."
     
  6. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Bring the ball up the field, feed it and . . . high ho, right up the middle! Up the middle!
     
  7. DrA5

    DrA5 The OTHER Great Dane

    Teamwork makes the dream work.
     
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  8. Jed

    Jed mellifluous

    You really should be solutioning this.
     
  9. Spitz

    Spitz Well-Known Member

    Glad I'm blue collar and wear gasoline musk most days. I couldn't handle this crap.
     
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  10. chickenpants

    chickenpants Well-Known Member

    We’ll be efforting that soon
     
  11. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    we need to be Agile....
     
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  12. Jed

    Jed mellifluous

    Let's scrum in the morning to see where we are.
     
  13. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    I'm surprised no one else said this already....probably because its too obvious but: "We really need to be thinking more outside the box on this one."
     
  14. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    I think you guys really touched base on all the things we need to air out here.
     
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  15. Ducti89

    Ducti89 Ticketing Melka’s dirtbike.....

    Buncha Claytons....
     
  16. Motofun352

    Motofun352 Well-Known Member

    "...the 30,000 ft view" Jeebus, from 30,000 ft everything looks the same! :eek:
     
  17. RichB

    RichB Well-Known Member

    Do we have enough bandwidth to get our arms around it and really bottom it out?
     
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  18. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    My current office favorite is "It's not broken. You just aren't smart enough to operate it."

    Mostly because it jut got me pulled into the CEO's office. Apparently you can think it you just can't say it out loud while sitting at a conference table with the rest of the employees.
     
    Last edited: Aug 13, 2019
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  19. Ducti89

    Ducti89 Ticketing Melka’s dirtbike.....

    I commend you for your honesty. Seriously.
     
  20. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    The benefits of not worrying about being unemployed.
     
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