Bizarre Florida

What’s funny is how the feds changed history of what actually happened. He has pics of him and his dad once he broke them out. They say how they fouled the plan before it ever happened. You don’t serve 17 years of federal lockdown for planning a breakout.

 

Where’s Vento now? Haven’t seen that cat in years.

 

He's still over in Jupiter. What was funny was when Robert Kraft got arrested, I saw the asian rub place he was busted at and thought, "Hey, I've been there with Vento" LOL

 

https://wgntv.com/2019/06/10/florida-man-claimed-cocaine-on-his-nose-was-not-his-deputies-say/

File this one under "you've got to give me a lie I can believe".

 

Wonder if he knows the girl that claimed it wasn't her vagina.

 

What if his nose identifies as someone else's nose?

 

More likely, his nose identifies as a coke spoon.

 

Well the numbness could allow for identifying as anything other than a part of your own face.

 

Seems from his story the only thing he was snortin' was powdered bullshit.

 

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-that-have-happened-in-florida-in


10 13 14 and 17 are not to be missed

 

Number 3 is most likely someone from the beeb

 

Number 2 is funny then when you read number 1 you will think, “ oh he beat number 2”. lol

 

https://triblive.com/news/world/flo...ghbors-with-nunchucks-hits-himself-with-them/

 

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article234029182.html

 

Apparently she was not happy to see him...

 

The links at the bottom of that article have so many potential winners....

 

#28 Happened in Illinois....

 

http://www.fox13news.com/news/flori...t-end-loader-to-dump-dirt-on-girlfriend-s-car

 

Kind of get a tear in my eye reading all these stories out of respect. Born and raised Floridan and have done a lot of stupid shit. Just not stupid or dumb enough to make the news.

 

#32 definitely had to be @SpeedyE