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Signs you are aging...

Discussion in 'General' started by Venom51, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. 2blueYam

    2blueYam Track Day Addict

    Trimming bushy eyebrows started 6 months ago. Trimming ear hair as I first noticed it this morning.
     
  2. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    Welcome to the club. :beer:
     
  3. Circacee

    Circacee Well-Known Member

    Loud cars anyone?

    I used to love the sound of a fully built Cobra or Camaro. Now, these damn kids straight pipe their fucking Altimas and I lose my shit when they drive by the house.
     
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  4. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    I love the performance that I get from a downpipe, etc, but I spent a lot of money to get most of the power and keep it quiet.
     
  5. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    American muscle as opposed to whatever they call that canister sounding shit.
     
  6. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    I *GASP* put a muffler on the purple pachyderm...
     
  7. VintageWannabe

    VintageWannabe Diggin Deep

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  8. redtailracing

    redtailracing gone tuna fishin'

    I realized recently when looking at new trucks that I actually wouldn’t spend the money on an exhaust like I would have just a few years ago. Caught even me by surprise.
     
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  9. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Speaking of looking at new vehicles, realizing that the one that you're buying now will definitely drive you to the bank to cash your first social security check, and will quite likely have handicapped plates at some point... :(
     
  10. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    Believing you actually need to drive to the bank to cash a social security check.
     
  11. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Believing Social Security still mails checks.
     
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  12. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

  13. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    When you check yourself out in a mirror, and say "I'm hot as eff".

    Then you put your reading glasses on and all of a sudden you're Quasimodo.
     
  14. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Rushing home at 5:30 to catch a nap before mowing.
     
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  15. Boman Forklift

    Boman Forklift Well-Known Member

    When your barber automatically clips your eyebrows.
     
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  16. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    The combover sneaks up on you and your friends won't bring it up.
     
  17. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Waking up from a 5:30 nap and thinking, screw it, the grass can wait until the morning.
     
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  18. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    The fuck you going on about fool? You done said that shit. Old as fuck.
     
  19. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    It's called senility, comes with age:crackup:
     
  20. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    no. he said he was going to take a nap first, then mow the lawn. Upon waking up, which is a miracle in itself when you get old, he said he would defer it til the next morning.
     

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