Speaking of fucked up parades of ever-changing names, WTF is D’petroleum going by these days? Was driving tonight with the girls in the car when Short Round notices the ambulance that just passed us, and starts yelling “CHASE THE AMBULANCE! CHASE THE AMBULANCE!” So naturally, I thought of dear ol’ Rodger.
I’ll bring Mongo 2 pecan pies to mid-Ohio if he lets me pick the new name! Same pie as I brought you last year to mid-Ohio
I can see Mongo in court , sitting in the jury box with pie all over his face , and the defendants all sporting big grins knowing they will be sleeping in their own beds tonight
Well the thing is with me and bribes... I take the bribe, but then do absolutely nothing I wouldn't have already done