A question for my Yankee frens

Geeze, you guys will argue aboot anythink.

 

Is that Middle English? The origin of our language?

 

it’s history. You can look it up. Or not.

 

If'n yer braggin why not just tell us?

 

oh btw, you southern folks, Tea doesn't come SWEETENED. when you order tea ask for tea. there's no reason to mention UNSWEETENED. for fuck sake yuns.

 

The originals, or the second wave?

 

Trogolodyte.

 

And the geographic boundary for the South is the Mason-Dixon line. Everything north of that is Yankee territory, and everything south of that is Yankee territory cuz, bless your hearts, you southerners are some dumb mother-fuckers and have no idea where you are...

 

I would like to propose a new location for the wall.

 

Berlin?

 

Just south of Richmond

 

Please, by all means, wall your egotistical cesspool of a State off from the rest of the Union.

 

Why you wanna refer to NY in such nasty terms?

 

Cuz...

 

Ever been to NY?

 

About 25 years ago.

 

So if you live in northern California you're a Yankee?

 

That’s when I made the choice to come to this gawd-fersaken place instead of that gawd-fersaken place

Fer real. 25 years ago this October. WTF is wrong with me?!?

 

Hush yer mouth!
It's Yankee territory, but not necessarily a Yankee populace.

I'ma make it as easy as I can...it's ALL Yankee territory. No argument.
That shit across the pond known as the UK? Yup, Yankee territory.
That stuff up north, Yankee territory...they've even named their provinces "territories".
Same with that UK penal colony down under...Yankee territory.
Just go with it...it'll be easier on ya in the long run if y'all just accept it.

 

Yeap, it's all ours except for the parts we don't want.

and this is mine, that's mine, all this is mine. I'm claiming all this as mine . . . except that bit. I don't want that bit. But all the rest of this is mine!