A question for my Yankee frens

Why do y'all say 'worsh' for 'wash'? I don't get it. Dude from up North said to me the other day 'I really need to WORSH my car'. I had to promptly correct him and explain there is no 'O' or 'R' in the word 'wash'. He didn't understand. Then I got confused. Then I told him to go back up North.

Why can't you Yanks speak proper English? Jesus.


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Not all Yankees. Just the redneck ones.

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That’s more Indiana/Illinois Yankee speak. We don’t worsh nuttin’ in NY

 

We know

 

ohio here, its wash and POP god damn it...POP.

 

No POP! SODA!!!!

 

Anchovie
Are u fixin to go to piggly wiggly and push yur buggy to get some orange coke, coke, and Mr. Pipp and then tote it home?

 

And so you know Yankees are from the northeast, peeps west of there are midwesterners

 

Is he going to carry his kids with him?

 

Gorsh dern heatherns

 

Bullshit it is. I’ve never said worsh in my life. That’s NorthEast shit.

 

That’s how I knew he was, as usual, full of shit.

“I really need tuh warsh muh cahhhhhhhh” would be phonetically correct.

 

Have a cousin that uses it only she pronounces it Warsh. Annoying as hell. Kinda like every time I hear "Y'all"

 

Never heard it in Boston the 10 years I was there hear it constantly in Baltimore. But people here think I'm from Boston because of my accent . Lol. It's orange not arnge!

 

Oh yeah, the East has mastered proper diction.

 

I heard a really really shit country song on the radio the other day. One of those pop country stations. The guy pronounced wash the exact same way, "worsh" while singing. What in the Busch Light is going on in this country?

 

I did that yesterday. And, it’s push the damned buggy around, dodging young fat chicks in tight britches, that are dragging two rug rats along, smiling at every guy, even ones old to be their Father, looking for a potential baby Daddy to smile back. Get yo’ big ass out of the way, my beer and ground chuck are getting warm.

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I was just wondering is you and that gorilla guy having some kinda posting competition.

 

At least you spelled Busch properly Pat...

 

Anyone above the NC line is a Yankee. Hell, we skeptical of them.