Had to think really fast, and turn my K5 GixxerLiter Bike into a Supermoto...

Come on Henry, I'm sure you did some crazy stuff in your life, you raced motorcycles. You are not that old that you start with "back in the day" and in the"internet age" you probably put yourself out there with a fraction of the safety gear available now, it's ok to admit risk

 

Jeesh, but here goes...

I think the OP was OK with it all!......I'd have probably kicked that mofo farmers arse!....and posting up here is nothing but a positive!

I'm only 57, so still young and reckless. Pardon my attitude and disregard in the name of fun.

What a lovely train-wreck this place is sometimes.....amazing, sometimes freaky, yet entertaining.....I cant look away!!!!

That GSXR dirtbike is crazy bad-ass.....I saw a hill-climber set up similar but honda, ran alc.

 

I don't even post here but had too make an exception just to say: "Wadda Idjit".

 

Ok, I'll bite. Please enlighten us as to why the farmer deserves a beat down.

 

the farmer deserves to go about his day work with no fault, to the op, maybe a lessened learned. I've chased empty sugar cane fields in Fl

 

OP did what the vast majority of us do or did at some point. Like the farmer, I have no fucks to give about his speeding on the street.

 

Just cuz....what was he thinking?......going about his public business on a public roadway in a legal manner anyhow?.....jeesh.....we live life at 164 'round here (or 170 fully tucked).....get on or get the hell outta the way!!!

im hoping you realize this is "tounge-in-cheek", and a lame attempt to continue this comedic freight-train of stupidity.

 

Got it. Around here, or anywhere for that matter, you never know. I used to get sarcasm, but the epidemic lack of self awareness in the world, makes it harder to tell if someone is being witty....or witless.

 

This dude got no ass left after y'all done gnawed on it for 11 pages lmao!

 

Speaking only for myself, much more than I used to.

 

This right here proves CB 350 riders are delusional... .... “ Sorry Charlie “

 

.......They are definitely out there / present.

I was "pretending" to be delusional, attempting to "absorb" the aura of the OP. it didn't work, I'm glad you caught on!

....that would be some wild ride tho!.....170 on the old CB, fack me!!!!

 

Tighten the spokes.

 

And, sadly, parts that shouldn't be quite so dangly.

 

Legally speaking, the tractor can't be operated on a public motorway without plate and tag. So there

 

Around here they just need one of those iridescent orange triangles on the back.

 

If the OP comes back, he will do well around here.
Skin is thick enough for anything.

Live and learn, glad he is alive to tell the tale. A buddy of mine isn't, only doing 20 over posted but coming around a blind corner a tractor was in the middle of the road. Might have been a SR but he T-boned the tractor and lost.
Slow the F down on the road, doing the posted with the wrong conditions you might not survive.

 

So....there..???? Thx Sabre!!

I'm all good gents, hope you are as well.

I also hope the OP returns....you do gotta have a thick skin 'round here.

 

Agricultural equipment has the right of way in my area. We are, perhaps, relics of a bygone age.