Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

What does wet hair have to do with her phat boo-tay?

 

Saddle soap, then rinse with clear water. Then use Lexol conditioner. (from the Leatherman's Handbook )

 

I’d be willing to bet that Astroglide is not in the leatherman’s handbook ...

 

I think you are mistaken.

 

I'd be willing to bet that your "leatherman" and Beac's "leatherman" are not even remotely the same thing

 

Not. Even. Close.

 

I don't think PAWG means what you think it means, as the first picture is plenty sufficient to tell if it applies or not.

 

it's supposed to mean "pretty a$$ White girl", meaning to me her face is pretty, buy I guess this is literal.

 

Phat ass white girl, ya fucking hillbilly.

 

$hit...guess i'm just naïve

 

She has a face???

 

Hahahaha!!!


What other acronyms are do you have wrong?

 

hey it's my American Puritanical views that are embedded in me...

Does WERA still mean We Eat Racing Alive?

 

is @FrancisA still banned? It doesn't show the last time he logged in? Was wondering where he at, because I'm scared

 

Ahhhh......I didn't know what PAWG was........although, I do like them

 

You can't make up anything funnier than Western Eastern.

 

Holy hell a true life real PAWG sighting!

Intake nurse for my kid’s doc appt has a waist like a wasp and a backside like a truck!