Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

Well, she can lose weight. Those photos were taken before they met...and she decided to make it to their 1 year anniversary... That does look like a womans keychain though due to its overall size and probable difficulty for a man to put them into his pocket w/o stabbing himself in the junk while walking, sitting, everyday activity. Marlboro reds? In Lois Griffin voice: "If she smokes she pokes!"

 

Would alpha female fly? Naaaaaaa, disregard. Nope!

 

What I mean by got my ass kicked was Nothing really I actually got my ass kicked and she literally started yelling at me and I was sitting there like oh fuck I can’t believe I said that


She apologize for yelling and I apologize for being a paranoid guy that got brainwashed by a bunch of old queers

 

Umm...so...lay it on us how everybody was wrong. Piece by piece please.

 

The Reds are mine she smokes Newport’s

 

Driving let me get back home

Long story short she’s not an escort

 

-every escort

 

You really think I asked her if she was an escort are you out of your fucking mind

 

I’ll write up notes tomorrow y’all geriatrix put ur depends on and go to sleep trix r for kids

 

You are on your way home, and she is on her way to Hero's house.

 

Nah I dropped her off at her gay best friends house, dudes sister was dyin of alchohol poisoning

Great way to end a date, minus the 20 min ride we spent yelling

 

Dude if you for real brought up the shit we are spewing on here, you are fucking King Dipshit of Retard Mountain. This is some Grade A drama queen bullshit.

 

This.

 

I didn’t say she was an escort. I did ask where the fuck she’s been and why the old man had a photo and who the fuck he even was. Let’s just say it was the most likely, least fucked up scenario.

Due to some CRAZY cunts I used to know and you assholes, I thought the worst.

 

As a celebration one pic will get posted, I think mongos sleeping