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Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

Discussion in 'General' started by FrancisA, May 26, 2019.

  1. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Aren't you supposed to be talking to Klaudija, not posting on the beeb?
     
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  2. wsmc42

    wsmc42 Well-Known Member

    Righhhht. Does being alpha MAIL make you the post master general?
     
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  3. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    Alfa fail
     
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  4. RIB333

    RIB333 Well-Known Member

    Looks like the OP is getting a little testy.
     
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  5. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    Well, that’s what “she” gives him.
     
  6. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Girl skinny. She needs a sammich.
     
  7. A. Barrister

    A. Barrister Well-Known Member

    Hard to believe when she has his balls.
     
  8. A. Barrister

    A. Barrister Well-Known Member

    I thought you were an engineer , and paid attention to details.

    And shit.
     
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  9. Jaketheone46

    Jaketheone46 Well-Known Member

    I can’t believe she’s driving with the trouble she’s in. He must have had to let her drive to get her to come over.
     
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  10. peakpowersports

    peakpowersports Well-Known Member

    With her pending 2nd DUI wouldn't her license be suspended?

    The first one you may get a paper temp license but for 2 I assumed they took away all driving privileges.
     
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  11. Cawk Star

    Cawk Star Well-Known Member

    I like how she’s grippin her testes while driving. I love a woman that has some extra accessories.
     
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  12. So your „girlfriend“ is a meth addict?

    That makes sense.
     
  13. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Same.

    Well, not my sister. She's nuttier than a fruit cake.
     
  14. That’s too tame for Francesca, apparently.
     
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  15. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    I see that your colluding with the French moderator :rolleyes:
     
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  16. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Ok! So it wasn’t just me. I thought it was a woman wearing skinny jeans driving the Audi. My bad! :crackup:
     
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  17. FrancisA

    FrancisA Are you scared?

    A big fuck you to almost everyone ITT

    I just got my ass kicked
     
  18. FrancisA

    FrancisA Are you scared?

    Absolutely everything that any of us came up with was completely fucking wrong and I fucking just got embarrassed and now I look like a total fucking idiot because I am and fuck
     
  19. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Oh that's been going on since before you stared this thread.
     
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  20. Sweatypants

    Sweatypants I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!

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    alpha male...
     
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