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Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

Discussion in 'General' started by FrancisA, May 26, 2019.

  1. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    RedTube doesn't tell me if she has a boyfriend or not... ;)
     
  2. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    I notice that you did not rule out The Sheik...
     
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  3. swiest152

    swiest152 Zoran's headache

    That was me.
     
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  4. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    some factual information in this thread. please don't dirty this thread too, even though some of that oil was used probably used in one of the pics here
     
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  5. FrancisA

    FrancisA Are you scared?

    @Mongo clear my good existence sir
     
  6. Ah yes, good old Redneck Needledick Syndrome.
     
  7. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Francis doesn't come across as someone who would date a chick with dirty feet.
     
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  8. FrancisA

    FrancisA Are you scared?

    ^

    Her feet are

    1- super perfect
    2- shes always clean af

    She’s well kept i love that shit
     
  9. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    You're very welcome.
     
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  10. rd400racer

    rd400racer Well-Known Member

  11. jdaniel

    jdaniel Well-Known Member

    I take it none of you have ever played first base, you get a runner waiting and you mess with them.
    First baseman: You got any naked pictures of your wife?
    Runner: No
    First baseman: Want some?

    Next time I will use the sarcasm font and explain the joke with my redneck needledick.
     
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  12. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    :crackup:You owe me a keyboard.
     
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  13. FrancisA

    FrancisA Are you scared?

    I don’t get it
     
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  14. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Eggfooyoung says you're a liar. No feet are pronounced acceptable without his say so.
     
  15. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    I got a feeling that this thread is about to go the way of motorcycle roadracing and pie.

    And the dodo. (though that wasn't Mongo's fault)

    The End.
     
  16. NB: If you have to use a „sarcasm font,“ you‘re doing sarcasm all wrong. ;)
     
  17. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    I would assume one would need to keep up on the their marketing. The maintenance are probably business expenses
     
  18. DWhyte91

    DWhyte91 Well-Known Member

    This is the type of shit you deal with when you’re in high school.

    $20 says he pays for dinner tomorrow.
     
  19. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Getting run the fuck over...what's to explain?
     
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  20. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    Yes we already know this. Other wise you wouldn’t have created this thread.
     

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