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Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

Discussion in 'General' started by FrancisA, May 26, 2019.

  1. TX Joose

    TX Joose Well-Known Member

    I'm still in page 30 but I'm going to go ahead and say this:

    1. Leave her. Cut ALL ties. Sounds like she's expecting it. As a matter of fact, millenianls do it thru text so you can save yourself from that date and all the crying and sorry shit

    2. Sex is important. 10 months? FOH

    3. I banged a few coworkers in my day

    4. What's her IG ?
     
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  2. hdpromos

    hdpromos Well-Known Member

    Come on Gino, you got it right when you said "it shows how hard up for entertainment we are here". The only ones that really believe this turkey are just like the ones that bought into Trump University!
     
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  3. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    The 50 yr old creepy hero didnt have to wait that long. Creepy hero was bangin' her in da butt after a few rides home.
     
  4. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Cash, grass, or ass.....
     
  5. Bugslayer

    Bugslayer Well-Known Member

    In hopes of keeping this thread going, here's the original picture that got deleted. Quoted in post 26 for ever.....
     
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  6. Bugslayer

    Bugslayer Well-Known Member

    No, I'm not an entomologist.
     
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  7. CB186

    CB186 go f@ck yourself

    It was just a regular shit show until Francine went all Sheik and tries insulting everyones jobs bcause he's such a pimp. Well guess what Rico, I hope you wrap your little friend real well because your sometimes GF aint working untl 1am at her construction company job. She's stacking wood 6"-8" at a time and could probably build a duplex every weekend.
     
  8. DWhyte91

    DWhyte91 Well-Known Member

    Thought this would fit in nicely here
     

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  9. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    Croatian you said?

    oh, put those right into the LATINA thread. i had one when i was 17, 18 and 19 (the same one... think we were together like 7-8 times. sex was great but crazy level crazy. and despite all things catholic and shit, i knew she was shopping around. i kept the wrapper on and got some 2xitb too.

    next 2 (german girls) were far more stable. while being more fun too.

    words of advice:

    time to strap up that chute and get ready to jump.
     
  10. grasshopper

    grasshopper Well-Known Member

    All I want to know...Where is this so called "Latina" thread?
     
  11. dsapsis

    dsapsis El Jefe de los Monos

    Apparently, they don't teach self-awareness at Engineering School. I've seen cucumbers with more self-awareness.
     
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  12. RRP

    RRP Kinda Superbikey

    This.
     
  13. peakpowersports

    peakpowersports Well-Known Member

    Also, shes not your girlfriend.. never has been. You've simply been someone to fill her time when she has time available. All the crying on your shoulder BS is just that, you were the one who answered the phone. Don't fool yourself, shes already fooling you. Attention whores will take the attention form anyone willing to give it, and if thats not you, she will call the old dude, and if not him, shes calling someone else.
     
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  14. RRP

    RRP Kinda Superbikey

    Dave - there are all kinds of engineers...

    Here in Illinois, there are these guys that work for IDOT (out in force right now) they drive white pickups and wear bright colored vests. Apparently, they’re job is to drive said white pickup from one end of the job site to the other and watch other people work...:D

    They are titled “engineer”, but I’m not certain what type of training from a prominent university is required for that position. The vests are nice though...

    Oops gotta go, someone wants a slushee and a lotto scratcher!:crackup:
     
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  15. fastedyamaha

    fastedyamaha Well-Known Member

    I’m confused as to why this thread has been rated worthy of being in the best of the best category?
     
  16. Phl218

    Phl218 .


    attention grabber.
     
  17. fastedyamaha

    fastedyamaha Well-Known Member

    Jeebus if that was the standard, @Anchovie would have 50 threads in that category then :beer:
     
  18. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    :crackup::crackup::crackup::bow:
     
  19. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck


    Am I the only one that caught the third pic?

    Damn. I feel all special.

    The End.
     
  20. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    so...FFS I read everything and this is what I got out of it.

    1) Uber
    2) Call Girls work late at night and get high
    3) Lyft
    4) Call Girls work late at night and get Drunk
    5) Uber
    6) missing a month between communication means she found someone for that month and they were smart and hit it as much as they could and rode of
    7) Lyft

    :)
     
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