Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

He went to Jarred.

 

Or took the long one...

 

anybody got $138,700 laying around I could borrow?

 

$297/pint of blood?! I've been getting ripped off with crappy t-shirts and Walmart gift cards!

 

You got a gift card?!?!?!?

 

I get Amazon cards, but they love my blood, O neg with whatever makes it suitable for newborns.

 

I tried to find a gif of Bobcat Golthwaighthe passing out in front if the bloodbank to annoy Mongo, but couldn't find one.

 

Stopped in the local antique shop yesterday after dropping the kids off at school and they had an old typewriter for sale.

No it wasn't me who typed it. Wife asked me the same question lol.

 

I did all of my high school papers and my first three resumes on a Smith-Corona. I could type 120wpm.

Now I feel old

 

I feel old because I can't read any of that.

 

Reading glasses are available at Walmart for your old ass

 

Friend of my parents was an undertaker and never bought a pair of glasses. Said they had hundreds in the back that they took off of people before they buried them and he would just try on pairs till he found a close enough prescription with a shape he liked.

 

You have just filled my quota of morbid for the day. Thanks

 

Is it the high concentration of Ensure?

 

It's just silly juvenile humour that made me think of this place for some reason. just above the ribbon at center it says "fuck my ass".

 

OK, you tell me what it says.

 

It says, „The ribbon ink is dried out.“

 

You mean you saw a typewriter in a store, with paper, and you didn’t even type anything on it? Not even a shout-out to the beeb?