That would be awesome but I doubt it would happen without spending a comparable amount for an attorney...
Nope. No. No way. As I type that I remember fishing in a pond as a kid in a 10’ Jon boat with a gator or three. They would casually keep there distance. Instructions from the elders were to never feed them. It all worked out but these days? Better safe than sorry.
Let’s just say that, if you were born any time between July 14, 1922 and June 14, 2007, there’s a good chance this man is your father.
Ahha, I glanced at that picture and thought it was an AR barrel, and thought "so what the fuck is the problem?"
I did the same thing! I'd like to think I would've set a land speed record after seeing that but biting a hole in the seat then being eaten alive is also quite possible.