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Can I borrow

Discussion in 'General' started by ChemGuy, May 5, 2019.

  1. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    a cup of "pace" from someone?

    Or does it come by the ounce or pound? I havent had "pace" in years and since I want to go racing this year I was hoping to borrow some. It sounds like you need to have some pace at the tracks now.

    TIA guys.
     
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  2. Ducti89

    Ducti89 Ticketing Melka’s dirtbike.....

    Some dood named Geoff May might help?
     
  3. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    The problem is pace isn't a single stage product. It is a compound that requires that talent be added to activate it. At least 2 parts talent to one part pace. I haven't been able to find where to purchase talent yet so you may be out of luck.
     
  4. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

  5. ahrma_581

    ahrma_581 Well-Known Member

    You can have mine. But I gotta tell you up front, it's kind of stale.
     
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  6. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Pace is not made in a nut free facility.
     
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  7. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    Thanks OK. I found the plans for a talent sucking machine on the interwebs.
    [​IMG]

    Now all I need is an albino hunchback and a water wheel and im in business...Ill trick fast guys into showing up for free beer and 10mm sockets.

    Then i can finally get some "pace".
     
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  8. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    So your saying I should look in a sausage factory for pace?

    Anchovie knows a few of those Im told....
     
  9. kenessex

    kenessex unregistered user

    I have plenty of pace and you are welcome to as much as you need. Unfortunately pace is like powerbands and comes in a variety of speeds. Most of mine is like a blue powerband and is pretty slow. I sometimes manage to find a little medium, but I don't have much.

    Good luck.
     
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  10. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

  11. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    If it's pace that you're after have you tried hitting the pace car?


    [​IMG]
     
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  12. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    Ive read right on here that you can just "follow" someone in practice...lol

    Or you could hire a retired pro... ride 2 up for most of the race and have them pull in on the last lap, then you go out and finish the race...lol. That might double the cost of your race entries... :D
     
  13. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    So you're saying there's a car out there just driving around with pace in it?

    That seems very unfair. Pace should be distributed equally amongst all.

    I'm going to have a talk with my representative about pace redistribution.

    Equal Pace for All!!!
     
  14. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    Hey now....just because they spend all afternoon going left doesn't make NASCAR socialist.
     
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  15. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    To obtain this elusive pace that you seek, you will need a stronger, more fortified . . . Man-Card.
     
  16. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Well played.
     
  17. 600 dbl are

    600 dbl are Shake Zoola the mic rula

    [​IMG]

    Solve for pace.
     
  18. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

  19. dobr24

    dobr24 Well-Known Member

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  20. 600 dbl are

    600 dbl are Shake Zoola the mic rula

    This pleases Rins.
     

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