The unofficial official "SMMFH" thread

NY incentivizes civilians ratting each other out to the government. And OMB is the fascist?

https://nypost.com/2019/04/28/how-new-yorkers-are-making-bank-ratting-out-idling-drivers/

If this is true, I'm at a total loss for words, but then perhaps the time for words is passing.

This is reprehensible.

 

Actually before PC madness started to set in that was proper english. He was both the masculine pronoun and the generic one

 

Thanks for putting this in my head, sheephole!

 

But hey, here's some news that no one could have possibly figured out without a study of 2.8 million people...

The next study we'll fund is on the effect of decreased oxygen levels on cerebral function of politicians...

 

Are you trying to tell me "Healthy at any weight" is a lie? I cannot believe the short purple haired 600 pound woman on TV is lying to me.

 

Stop fat shaming, let her last days be spent in the warm embrace of the dozen or so people it will take to completely circumnavigate her.

 

This is a bit more accurate

 

Rape is one of the vilest crimes of humanity and the punishment should be severe.

https://www.khou.com/article/news/n...girl/285-d3c7f9c7-422d-4727-93c9-edfede9ed664

 

If I'm the parent that fucker is dead within days.

 

That's about an hour south of me. Lots of uproar over it.

 

Do you know the reasoning on giving a child rapist probation? Is there something about this case not being reported here?

 

The only way would be that he identified as a woman, and the punishment was reduced.

The legal team used the bad teachers thread for examples during the trail

 

Not that I know of, here's a link to the local paper.
https://www.watertowndailytimes.com...iver-sentenced-to-probation-for-rape-20190426

 

It's just another lowering of our already low standards.

 

Both the rapist and the judge need to have their asses beat, along with the DA that accepted this plea deal.

 

I believe the DA initiates a plea deal usually, Ja? A comment suggested the DA possibly had a somewhat less than airtight case. Or maybe the DA just doesn't want to work that hard.

Not that you'd know as both the KHOU and local paper's article are examples of New Journalism: 3 out of 5 'W's is plenty.

 

Holy. Fuck.
https://torontosun.com/news/world/n...lood/wcm/3a9072f8-2e3c-45ac-bb8f-dd51180572ad

 

She looks like she came from an alien, doesn't do a thing for me.

 

Just to clarify my holy fuck comment is on the level of complete stupidity, not the size of her ridiculous fake units

 

Well, I'd do her before I would do Reverend Applewhite...

Though I think a nice cup of Kool-Aid would be better than either option.