But I swear to sweet baby jeebus I want to buy this thing, and pay Major Long to ride it just to listen to the announcer.. https://erepairables.com/salvage-cars-auction/dong/motorcycle/vid-31072456
If you put an extended swingarm on it, is it a long Dong? If you put a 300 tire on it, is it a fat Dong? If you stunt it and put fur on the bodywork, is it a hairy Dong?
https://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/d/duluth-2017-dong-fang-250/6844977492.html Clubman and FSS legal!
I’m sure @Anchovie will let you see his dong and, if you ask him nicely, he’ll probably even let you ride his dong.
But he has a “dual sport” dong, so he might not wanna show it because , he might have “taken it off road” and there’s still “dirt” on it.
That Dong is used and abused. It’s been ridden hard and put away broke ... comes with an Illinois Salvage Title
Well, you should experience riding different types of dongs before you settle on one. And some people won’t be happy with just one dong.