So you're telling me there's a chance

Too pale for that.

 

Exactly. I'm not a fan of his comedy. Don't follow his real life drama.

The first time I saw him was on the TBS show The Guest Book and I was like "who the fuck is this guy?" I had to look him up because I never heard of him before. He's not even the least bit funny to me.

 

WTF is this and WHY were you watching it?

 

I'm not even a little bit surprised that he would be watching that.

 

or not even heartbreak, there's already been cops called to his place for wellness checks because of his tweets etc

 

With my limited sleep most nights, yes, yes I do.

 

I had never heard of him before he brought some heat on himself for his patronizing remarks on SNL about the veteran who was running for Congress.


Dan Crenshaw. I had to look his name up.

 

This.
She is 45. He is 25. She is not in it for the intellectually stimulating conversation either...

 

I bet I could disappoint her all night long.

 

He's kinda wormy lookin.

 

Kate must have that Demi Moore thing going on now. She's 20 years his senior.

Kinda sad looking that picture is.

 

Have we confirmed that he, is actually a he? I mean, c'mon. A mini van, and now SNL? I'm having serious doubts.

 

Chad’s doing well for himself.

 

He was a crappy stand up comedian for a while. I think he might have even been in a few Comedy Central Roasts. His dad was killed in 9/11 and that was a big part of his act.

 

I'm a little bit of a sneakerhead, but my wife was watching it because he was going out with the Large signer at the time and I was like this dude is creepy.

And I don't watch SNL...it hasn't been funny in like a decade. I watch F1 now to put me to sleep.

Sent from my smatrfone

 

Thanks for making me read that in Yoda's voice. I almost spit coffee all over my keyboard.

 

• Who the hell can figure women out?! Michelle Pfeiffer was married to Fisher Stevens . Paulina Porizkova has been married to Ric Ocasek for over 30 years. The one and only Julia Louis Dreyfus has been married to Brad Hall for an eternity. Trolls all 3 of them. I guess I should have been born a troll instead of so damn good looking

 

Too bad really that I'm so gawd damn good looking.

 

He must have an 11 inch tongue and breathe through his ears

 

It’s a “momma” thing. Dude is 25 and “broken”. She’s going to fix him.