I just got a package in the mail....

I need new friends.

 

Milfs that stream are the best

 

You don't have any friends now

 

There's a reason I type everything. I flunked Engineering Drawing 101 because of bad penmanship.

If I had done it, it would have been an AutoCad printed label.

 

I had to write some stuff for the kids report card this morning and I though "the teacher is going to give me shit about it being all caps" lol.

 

Clearly they mislabeled it then as it should have gone to a certain Suzuki Fanboi....

 

You sure ain’t calling the old ones.


I Help you set up that camera. And maybe paint it to match your jacket or whatever greek godess dress you wearin.

I even have 2 seasoned ladies on hand that need a delivery

 

Well....

 

Thats really gross!

 

But can be arranged.

I recommend leaving the lights off though. They’re not 9s

 

He will never get anything from that camera. It will frustrate him tot the day he dies.

 

It's a transponder for the kick-assest pizza-wagon ever:

 

If ya turn em upside down are they at least 6's?

 

Well its not from me, I would hand deliver anything.

 

Shoulda just sent you some handi-wipes.

 

This is going to require beer to figure out. Not that fru fru shit either. The red neck, hold my beer while I jump off the roof into the kiddie pool kind of beer.

 

There's your problem. You need and want friends.

Look at me, I have NO friends and I'm just fine.

 

Its two kilos of coke in another addressed box, with an envelope containing 1000 dollars. You keep the envelope and foreward the pre addressed box inside the box........saw it on the discovery channel

 

No you’re not. You just have no friends to point it out.

 

Anyone wanna buy tickets to see a couple of drinking straws fight? ;-)