I just got a package in the mail....

At least now you have a package.

 

Looks like an external memory drive.

Most likely full of pictures of dicks. White dicks, blacks dicks, chinese dicks, uncircumcised dicks, dicks wearing tiny berets, dicks with bows on them, dicks with googly eyes glued on, angry dicks, relaxed dicks, dicks ready to spit, dicks in taco shells covered in shredded cheese, erect dicks painted like barber poles, fat dicks, skinny dicks, dicks who climb on rocks. Even dicks with chicken pox.

 

He already got one of those one year from Secret Santa. Why would he need another one?

 

gps tracking device?

 

Hey Metalhead, I'm pretty sure someone who hates you sent that package. If there is something illegal on there they might be planning to call the cops on you, if they do, you're in deep dish pizza.

Provolone with caution.

 

What a bunch of morons.

 

That’s your wearable camera isn’t it?

 

https://www.bhphotovideo.com/explora/video/news/ion-snapcam-lite-wearable-camera

 

Now get delivering to those pizza loving MILF's!!

 

Haint filming?....


(Someone had to bring THAT up...)

 

Shoe cam?

 

Imma get whatever engineer with the nice penmanship who sent me the package to make me a map. I'm pretty sure the map will be crisp and neat on a straightline to you. At the end of it would be total annihilation.
Wouldn't be no sqiggly waxy map that only you can create.

 

It's only a matter of time before you two get matching tattoos.

 

Only way Toe could be behind it is if was exactly the same as last year’s model but with BNG...

 

Someone wants you to stream the pizza milfs!

Edit: Or film it so we can stream them... I'm not smart.

 

Best two pages in awhile... i’m In

 

Aaaaaawwwwwe....someones got a crush on metal head.



I was at first thinking pipe bomb,but an onboard metal,bish porking cam would be nice too.

 

First customer. Please no!