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I just got a package in the mail....

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Feb 22, 2019.

  1. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    ....addressed to me....but the return address is labeled....' THE BEEB'. That's all it says...'THE BEEB'. I'm afraid to open it.

    The end.
     
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  2. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Could be that Smollet kid.
     
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  3. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Open the box, Dill hole! Quit being such a weiner tucking sissy bitch.
     
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  4. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Shut it. I'm trying to load up a pic. Jesus.
     
  5. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    20190222_132206.jpg
     
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  6. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Whomever sent it has nice penmanship. I'm guessing beac or Stumpy.
     
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  7. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    Free foot anchors!
     
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  8. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

  9. rd400racer

    rd400racer Well-Known Member


    That there is engineers handwriting.
     
  10. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Well I know it wasn't Toe. It's not written in crayon and all the letters face the right way.
     
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  11. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    First thing I saw. You were one of the first ones I thought of. I'm watching you.
     
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  12. rd400racer

    rd400racer Well-Known Member


    :crackup: When you grow up in a houseful of engineers, you notice shit like that!
     
  13. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    That's a small package for sending you some dignity.
     
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  14. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    Uncle T's nocturnal suspension setting data?
     
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  15. fastedyamaha

    fastedyamaha Well-Known Member

    Probably a replacement missile for you for the next time it's too cold and rainy to go to the store.
     
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  16. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    They're sending you a strap on ! Since you have not been nailing the pizza delivery milfs like you were supposed to, it seems fair to think that the pizza delivery milfs should be nailing you instead.
     
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  17. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Ain't you got some windows to lick?
     
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  18. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    It's a dildo punched through a pie plate full of glitter on a spring. Open the box, the dildo and pie plate launch out and pokes you in the eye and covers you in glitter.

    At the emergency room try explaining why your face and open body is covered in glitter and that your black eye was caused by a spring launched dildo.
     
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  19. Tristan

    Tristan Well-Known Member

     
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  20. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    I ummm....what the hell is it? 20190222_133443.jpg
     

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