The way I answered some of the questions.... I was sure I'd be around 20! Dang!! Edited: BRING IT YOU 'LIL PUNKS, and you 'LIL PUNKETTES!!! Don't wanna be all chauvinistic....and $hit!! You got: 52! 52?! 52! I am in awe. You are a true child-whoopin' hero. They should hold a ceremony in your honor. They should rename Devry University in your honor. They should rename that Foo Fighters' album "In Your Honor" in your honor.
52, but that’s bullshit. I could smoke 52 in under a minute I think. They’re little and whiny at 5. I’ll run out of 5 year olds before I run out of energy.
This is many years old but still fun. I got 49 and I could totally whoop up on more than 49 because those little bastards aren't that smart. I think I could take out about 100 before I give in to exhaustion.
I could SO do that. I'd keep them sons a bitches giggling they ass off, all the while bitch slapping them into oblivion. Win/win.
My 3 yo grandson routinely wears me down. If you're going to kick their asses you better get them with the first punch otherwise you will be in deep doo doo.....literally, their diapers will put you out of commission like lethal teargas.
At 5 they shouldn't be shitting theirs pants. Well, unless it's out of fear 'cause there's only 50 of them and they going up against Kang.
https://wlos.com/news/local/black-mountain-man-charged-with-assault-on-girl Guy in Asheville doesn't mess with mere 5 yr olds...needs a bigger challenge.