Just too great to leave hidden in a thread in the Dungeon.

I don't care if they are downloading computer cooties to your computer with it or if it's a test to see if they are going to send CPS to your house once you answer but. . .

https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-many-five-year-olds-can-you-take-in-a-fight

Holy Hell, this had me laughing harder that watching a fat man fall into an open manhole and getting stuck at his gut!

 

Man, I'm still laughing like Mutley. Trying to not lose it at work.

 

Hey, I got 49! Bring 'em on

 

I only got 21.

 

Hey, ya gotta post the comments with your score!

LMAO....

You got: 52!
52?! 52! I am in awe. You are a true child-whoopin' hero. They should hold a ceremony in your honor. They should rename Devry University in your honor. They should rename that Foo Fighters' album "In Your Honor" in your honor

 

You probably had deductions since your barely taller than a 5yo....

 

You got: 21!
If clobberin' little kids was your age, you'd be able to drink legally in the United States of America. That's special, I think. Keep up the good work and, hey, who knows - soon you might be able to rent a car with the number of little kids you put a wallop on.

 

Sorry...

You got: 49!
!!!!!!!!! Can I get your autograph? I'm seriously impressed. It almost seems like the entire reason you are here on this Earth is to put the hurt on some five year olds. KEEP HAMMERIN', CHAMP.

 

got the same. all that is they are trying to get your age group for targeted ads, but yeah..it was funny.

 

But even that is funny. 41 ~ 90, that's freakin' hilarious in itself.

 

generally, that's the least wanted audience, well except I started getting Just for Men ads on my Facetube feed now after my birthday

 

You got: 43!
VERY NICE! This is the good stuff. This is some gold medal five year old punchin'. You are the Apollo Anton Ono of bringin' the pain to five year olds. Good work.

 

Not that it matters but I retook the quiz while pretending I was DaveK but didn't change my age and I got..

"
You got: 21!
If clobberin' little kids was your age, you'd be able to drink legally in the United States of America. That's special, I think. Keep up the good work and, hey, who knows - soon you might be able to rent a car with the number of little kids you put a wallop on.

 

I got 49. What that mean?

 

31...bring 'em on.

To hell with a bunch of pizza...you need to teach 1st grade.

 

welcome to 2014.

 

You got: 31!
WOW! Have you quit your day job yet? You should quit your day job. Your new job? Punchin' little tykes. Keep your eye on the prize, 31.

 

Same here:
You got: 31!
WOW! Have you quit your day job yet? You should quit your day job. Your new job? Punchin' little tykes. Keep your eye on the prize, 31.




Five year olds must be tough. With my background, I was expecting at least 50

 

37

 

I may have fudged the answers a bit:

You got: A near infinite amount!
You are the alpha and the omega of beatin' up on five year olds. You are the universe of beatin' up on five year olds - you are an endless void, constantly expanding your potential of whoopin' little ones. You are our first line of defense.