Winter Storm Harper

They are using the blizzard term. Starts in Cali and will travel all the way across the country. Northern Cali will have winds over 100 mph. Bring it

 

Love the fruity names. Where's winter storm "Chad" or "Todd" ?

 

What the hell, mang, they need to sell more toilet paper and milk casserole. Its all a conspiracy.

 

I read the other day that it's the NWS that decided to start naming winter storms, they've already got like the first 10 picked out, alphabetically.

 

And hopefully Trojan condoms. We don’t need anymore storm babies

 

Or March 1993.

 

Fixed it for you.

I can't find anything that says the NWS decided to start naming winter storms.

 

Polar Vortex.

 

Yeah, I think you're right, I must have misread it.

 

Trojan condoms.

Yeah... let's name our condom for a city/state famous for putting a device inside an enemy fortress, which then broke open, and a bunch of little dudes spilled out and effed up everyone's day.

Brilliant.

 

NWS isn’t too happy about it either.

 

Anal

 

From Wiki, but seems fine, "The National Weather Service does not name winter storms because a winter storm's impact can vary from one location to another, and storms can weaken and redevelop, making it difficult to define where one ends and another begins."

 

Regrettably, Chuck Steak and Biff Webster are soooooo 1940’s.

 

Produces shit-heads.

 

Ewwwwwwe

 

I’m riding this storm out , currently sitting down by the lake on my golf cart, kind of fishing and waiting for a conference call to start

 

Harper hit the west coast (northern Cali, Oregon) this morning. All 48 lower states will get some kind of precipitation from this storm. It looks like the northeast will get hammered, with over 2' of snow in some areas.