Dave, your crack rabbit is back

And the fucker would fall off.

 

Why?
Is she full of gluten?

 

She's like an aircraft carrier because she's full of semen.

 

GMA yesterday
https://etcanada.com/video/1421155395925/lindsay-lohan-on-gma/

 

2min after you tap dat....

 

Fucking Southpark. What episode was that?

Lindsay should be the poster woman for not doing drugs. She was hot as fuck circa 15 years ago. She ought to be in her prime milf years now not looking like an ‘87 Camry with 500,000 miles.

 

Gluten episode from a few years ago

And agree about her.
Without social media crap she would have probably ended up like Dana Plato. Porn then OD

 

An '87 Camry with 500k miles actually can look decent and still function it's intended purpose. She looks more like a Camaro of similar vintage : once hot in a non classy way, but each year driven harder by less and less reputable gentlemen.

 

Hahaha. That is indeed a better analogy. Coincidentally, I also had a '91 Camaro RS. Don't know how many miles the Camry had. I just remember timing the 0-60 acceleration. 15 seconds. It was exciting trying to not die getting onto LA freeways. I don't like playing chicken with semis doing 80.

 

it's just a blowjob. lippy, sucky, shoot and splatter. not trying to kiss the bitch or put a ring on it.
I'm sure every dude here has had their babies eaten by filthier sluts than her.

 

Everyone has a swamp creature in their screw portfolio. If not, it just hasn't happened yet.

 

Not on the Beeb. It's nine's and dimes across the board.

 

That's what friends are for, too keep your hammered ass from pulling the trigger on that.

 

I dooooooooon't think so.

 

As long as my fingers and wrists still work there is never a need for a swamp creature.

 

In Russia you suck the Lohan's dick.

 

So it would take two high sides off a lawn mower to tap that?

 

Only if I landed in the swamp...