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Who would win?

Discussion in 'General' started by sicc, Dec 16, 2018.

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Who would win?

  1. Any James Bond

    2 vote(s)
    2.2%
  2. Jason Bourne

    21 vote(s)
    22.6%
  3. John McClane (die hard)

    1 vote(s)
    1.1%
  4. Robert McCall (the equalizer)

    4 vote(s)
    4.3%
  5. John Wick

    36 vote(s)
    38.7%
  6. Jackie Chan (rush hour or any cop movie)

    5 vote(s)
    5.4%
  7. Chuck Norris (texas ranger or any cop movie)

    13 vote(s)
    14.0%
  8. Lt. Frank Drebin (naked gun)

    11 vote(s)
    11.8%
  1. ToofPic

    ToofPic Well-Known Member

    East Clitwood would shoot em all with his fawty 4..

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  2. pjzocc

    pjzocc Well-Known Member

    2 words:

    DIT KA

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  3. masshole

    masshole sixoneseven

    Ditka would be the real life Lt. Drebin :crackup:
     
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  4. Waterboy

    Waterboy Rain Man

    You all know Chuck is coming for all of you who didn't vote for him.

    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep- he waits...
     
  5. K51000

    K51000 Well-Known Member

    Also left off the list:

    Bruce, (Ill take you heart out with my bare hands and show it to you just before you collapse and die), Lee.

    Bruce Lee FTW (in real time and space anyways)

    I do like a lot of these other 'actors' though too
     
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  6. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    Lt Frank Drebin vs. Inspector Clouseau would be epic. All others suck, especially John Wick. What a dumb pew-pew movie and even worse character, except if you're a raging boner gun freak, of course :D
     
  7. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    A young McCauley Kulkin would fůck them all up with some jacks, lincoln logs, a pair of tough skins and a box of Klondike bars.
     
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  8. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Yep. He'd be up there with Bourne.

    I don't know Wick well enough to vote for him. The others aren't even close
     
  9. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    On this list, McClane and Wick are probably the most realistic, but both still keep fighting after getting their asses kicked or shot - things that would take pretty much anyone out of a fight. All the rest are total BS and would have been dead in the first 10 minutes of their movies if they were real. Statham's character would hold up well too.

    The thing about all of these guys is that no bad guy drops with one shot/punch/kick, and they don't wait in line taking turns to get their asses shot or kicked :D
     
  10. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    You need to add in more about the character from the books - Bourne takes more than his share of beatings and comes back. McClane is a one note pony, take him out of air ducts and he's just a tough cop. Like I said above, need to know more about Wick.
     
  11. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Ya know who'd win it all? Rossi. He is the GOAT after all.
     
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  12. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    There's nothing to know about Wick. He's a two-dimensional character. Reeves doesn't know anything about Wick. Even if he did, I don't think he'd be able to portray it :crackup:
     
    Last edited: Dec 17, 2018
  13. Yzasserina

    Yzasserina sound it out

    You shut your whore mouth! :p

    Because Keanu Reeves. :)
     
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  14. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    It's going to be a looooong off season......
     
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  15. Motofun352

    Motofun352 Well-Known Member

    The Duke, need I say more?
     
  16. ZimZam

    ZimZam Well-Known Member

    X2
     
  17. turner38

    turner38 Well-Known Member

    Josh Randall. Duh
     
  18. SirCrashAlot

    SirCrashAlot Well-Known Member

    Frank Castle... wa bout dis guy?
     
  19. Timothy Landon

    Timothy Landon Well-Known Member

    You are obviously not a good movie critic. John Wick is one of the best shoot'em up movies ever made. To me second only to Dirty Harry. But Callahan only used one bad ass gun. Wick uses several, effectively. And he knows kung fu;).
     
  20. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    Ohhh ... solid write in candidate
     

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