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Non-Violent Halloween Costumes

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by BigBird, Oct 18, 2018.

  1. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    Kids elementary school's policy this year is non-violence. No masks, no weapons.

    What fun :Poke:

    Ideas for the boy and girl? Ghandi, Buddhist Monk, Mother Teresa ?
     
  2. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Lemmings
     
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  3. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Could be worse. My kids school (and most others around here) don't allow costumes. It's "black and orange" day.
     
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  4. 600 dbl are

    600 dbl are Shake Zoola the mic rula

    Nope. All cultural appropriation.
     
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  5. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    Damn...Didn't even think that far ahead....
    Then slutty Nurse may be ok then?
     
  6. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    Buddhist Monks can be damn violent.

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    Snowflakes
     
  8. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    That's a great costume idea!
     
  9. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    A sound policy from a truly courageous school board! Without proper leadership, your children are at high risk of actually becoming reptilian mutant martial arts practitioners. Not to mention that whole living in the sewer with a rat thing. Thank God someone is making up for your poor parenting skills. It takes a village!
     
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  10. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    Was going to say snowflakes.:mad:
    My girls came up with birkas and a waist belt of fake tnt hidden under. A small opening for viewing when appropriate.
     
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  11. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Don't forget, villages produce village idiots.
     
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  12. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    Hell, it is the holiday of death, hedonism, and destruction. At its very core is the threat of violence. But unicorns.
     
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  13. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Dress them as a giant tampon.
     
  14. gixxerreese

    gixxerreese Well-Known Member

    Go as a NPC
     
  15. sheepofblue

    sheepofblue Well-Known Member

    Be sure they don't have the same costume. Apparently looking like everyone else means you are a serial killer....

     
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  16. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Sorry, but of your kid is predetermined to be an ax murderer, outlawing plastic swords and Freddy masks ain't gonna curb that.
     
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  17. Br1anbuck

    Br1anbuck Well-Known Member

    My daughter is going as a tax collector. Hope it passes.
     
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  18. sheepofblue

    sheepofblue Well-Known Member

    A big grey sheet with no details. When asked "I am the ghost of winter holiday #2 future"
     
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  19. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    suicide bomber
     
  20. Clay

    Clay Well-Known Member

    I really like the snowflake. Just make sure your kid knows a few great, passive aggressive, answers to give about her/his costume. Ex: What are you Jane? I'm a snowflake, my tears represent melting under Trump's administration.
     

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