Broome???

Was this you?

Why were you in Phoenix?


https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ame...rforming-pull-ups-overhead-bin-210142069.html

 

This sounds more like Broome...

 

No

The Broome would be the guy 2 rows down making sure he did one more pull up than the other jackass then respectfully taking his seat

 

Then asking to pet the police dog as they arrested the other guy

 

Then asking the police dog if he knows Reggie

 

Then hitting the nearest petting zoo asking which way to the donkys

 

As much as I REALLY want this story to be real, its fake news

https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/...ht-and-it-sinks-by-excess-of-prostitutes.html

 

It is funny, anyway.

 

That shits awesome!

That dude is full of win.

 

It is scary how accurate that shit is.

 

My bad. I just realized that couldnt have been Chris.

He would've been pissed at waiting in line and just bought all the seats on the plane.

 

those headlines at the bottom of that yahoo page make my brain hurt

 

Chris, this is what adopted love looks like!

 

Have you met Chris? There is no way those bins are load rated high enough for @Gorilla George to hoist his big ass off the ground...

 

Nor are they tall enough. The man is over 6 feet tall.

 

Thats awesome.

 

From personal experience I can assure you they get upset when you try to get there k9. Well at least border patrol does..

 

What would someone do after they "get there k9?"

 

* pet

*THEIR

 

Where exactly is k9? Google maps can’t find it nor give me an ETA to beat getting there.