I Almost Killed Someone

Is Plarp and Broome the same person?

That sounded like a Broome story to a tee. Fucking weird.

Funny tho.

 

Quite a few grown men around here have been using broom to keep their gag reflexes at bay.

 

Usually penis measuring competitons in gyms results in blownout discs.......

 

Jeg snakke “leg fite a på både” til alle sammen right before I get on the skillmill. No one thinks it’s funny because there are no Vikings at my gym.

 

Frat

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If this the I time you have dubbed someone...then the count down is complete

 

you fucked this all up... shoulda kept going on your machine all the way until he came-to, then just let the first thing he sees be you, on your machine, still going, with unbreaking eye contact and a dead faced stare...

 

That’s fuckin’ brutal! I wish I’d thought of that, but I don’t think he’ll remember much about his fall.

 

after reading the headline, was hoping this was an
anecdote about your experience in the Walmart customer service line

 

He will win.
All the blue ribbon fibers *will* be in the same direction.
And the natural order on the beeb will be restored

 

Chris has one being overnighted as we speak.

 

That guy thought he was in a Clubman fag-o-tron race.

 

This reminds me, I need to sweep out the garage.

 

Wait... you mean there's a place where they congregate?

What's my moove?

 

Priceless

 

That's it, Plarp vs Broome skillmill showdown. Winner gets three cases of water and gets to choose the losers user name for six months.

 

Chris Broome?

Never heard of her.

 

Looks like someone Googled Broome

 

Wow, Broome even has users copying his post style. Leghumpers I tell you.

 

Hahahaaaa, I said the exact same thing!!! As I'm reading it, I kept checking the dates and saying to myself, I KNOW I read this before awhile back!