Official World Cup Thread!

Perhaps make them sit for 5 or 10 minutes to "recuperate"?

 

I can get on board with that!!

 

That’s a whole seperate tactic.

Not only does it allow the team a “rest” but it also adds stoppage time at the end.

 

Yeah, individual timeout, no substitution. That will get their attention fast.

 

How goes the celebration?

 

Yea I got that. I was referring to when they fake an injury and roll around for 2-3 minutes playing while the team gets a “rest”

 

Don't. I'm a ticking time bomb right now. I'm superfly TNT.

 

I'm over soccer, it's been replaced by motosoccer for me:
https://jalopnik.com/from-now-on-all-soccer-should-be-played-on-motorcycles-1827609601

 

I forgot to mention that there were two dead as of this morning. One from diving into a shallow canal (as one does after drinking moderately), one whose flag interfered with his driving, which caused a tree to suddenly cross his path. Bravo, gentlemen!

 

And now, in a shocking development, that dude is in critical condition with a mystery illness. Who could have possibly seen that coming?

 

What next? A resounding denial from the Kremlin? Couldn't happen.

 

So they really think people are that stupid?, maybe they are.

 

Maybe?

 

The Kremlin would deny it.