Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

We came here to discuss

 

Not all in. That’s what that flared part at the base is there to prevent.

 

Hmmmmm... We got an expert over here...

Wait... Is that really the smilie for this post?

 

I don’t know about an expert, but I’ve heard enough ER nurse stories to know that “all in” is a bad thing down there!

 

Good to know you’re letting a professional keep a handle on things.

 

Rahther tender subject.... another slice anyone?

 

Maybe not a handle. How about a pull cord?

 

I'm sure they've heard every excuse you could think of that people use when trying to explain how something ended up in their butt.

 

What the fuck kind of excuse could you POSSIBLY use for something like that? "Yeah, it was the damnedest thing. I was just walking around naked in the kitchen, slipped and fell, and this lubed up cucumber went right up there!"

 

That you Richie?

 

you say it in jest, but I'm sure they've heard weirder (more weird?) excuses. Just imagine what the guy said who sat on the jar and had it break...while inside him, causing him to bleed profusely on camera. I never should've watched that...

 

Ive got 2nd hand ER stories from my wifes friends..Lots of gross butt stuff..Anyone wanna hear them?
Not gonna just start pooping out butt stories,unless you freaks wanna read them

 

Shoot, I like stories that involve pain I don't have to experience.

 

Thought youd never ask!!
Man from North Carolina lost a vibe that was stuck on high in his place that should never see one of those.
He was too embarassed to go to a local hospital,for fear of being found out.He drove hrs. with the beast and arrived at Northeast Georgia Medical center
for this monumental extraction.Drs. took cell phone pics,while he was sedated,so be careful butt pirates!

 

15 year old boy was admitted with toilet paper holder deep sixed.
His mother explained to drs. that "boys will be boys.." and requested the holder back.
Drs. were not amused,and she didnt get the holder back.

 

I got more...its why I drink..No one should ever hear this shit

 

****cue "we are the world music****

Come on now....all of us- black, white, gay, straight, democrat, republican...if nothing else I think we can all agree on butt stuff!