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Latest spam email!

Discussion in 'General' started by dobr24, Apr 23, 2018.

  1. dobr24

    dobr24 Well-Known Member

    This one definitely takes the cake so far! If this dude only knew me!

    Hello.


    Dont regard on my English, I am foreign.I uploaded the virus on your OS.Now I stole all private background from your device. Withal I received slightly more compromising.The most important evidence which I stole- its a videotape with your masturbation.I put virus on a porn web site and then you downloaded it. The moment you decided with the video and tapped on a play, my deleterious soft instantly adjusted on your Operating System.

    After loading, your camera made the record with you masturbating, furthermore malware captured exactly the video you wanked on. In next week my malicious software collected all your social and work contacts.



    If you need to erase all the compromising evidence- transfer me 260 united state dollar in Bitcoins.


    Here is my Bitcoin number - 1LFH3h5yMcgF9u3GFZDaCePKqKBNaB1Ano


    You have 24 hours from this moment. When I get transaction I will erase the video permanently. Otherwise I will send the record to all your colleagues and friends.
     
  2. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    That's pretty good.

    You do need to cut back on wanking your crank though, you'll go blind.
     
  3. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    That's the backstory to a Black Mirror episode lol
     
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  4. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    Hmmm, I wonder if its Indian or Pakistani, maybe Nigerian or Chinese? I would just reply back with simply a dancing .gif of Benny Lava


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  5. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Ha, that idiot!

    I've got black tape over my lappy's camera just to foil such a nefarious plot! :D
     
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  6. cpettit

    cpettit Well-Known Member

    Damn, I guess i'll be deleting any emails I get from you for the foreseeable future. Nasty MFer.
     
  7. terminus est

    terminus est Be prepared

    Tell him it's gonna cost him $19.95 a month to see the rest of your jerkoff videos, but it also comes with access to the live webcam.
     
  8. grasshopper

    grasshopper Well-Known Member

    LOL! That is great
     
  9. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Spanky Dorn
     
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  10. rafa

    rafa Well-Known Member

    Thats why I only do it with the lights off.
     
  11. joec

    joec brace yourself

    That one was really good. Haha.
     
  12. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Just put tape over the lens, silly!
     
  13. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Damn, you're still rocking those nasty toes? I figured you would have gotten rid of that in hours. I guess you never got to see the full picture, which got screwed up in avatar size.
     
  14. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Oh I saw it. You just weren't getting the glory.

    But, yes, saved by file size!
     
  15. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Why haven't you changed it back?
     
  16. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Seems like a good time to spam Foo's inbox with crusty feets.
     
  17. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Shut up.
     
  18. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    I got one todays inviting me to firefighter training in Pakistan. No clue how that one is supposed to work.
     
  19. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

  20. slimjim00

    slimjim00 Well-Known Member

    That Bitcoin address currently has had 40k move through it in it's lifetime
     

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