The Shitty Parking Thread (I'll take 'Things that will cause Broome to stroke-out for 200. Alex')

How do you verify the dead goose was Canadian? Did it have a passport?

 

They aren't Canadian. None of 'em.

 

You can tell 'em by their toque.

 

That's the best part.

Asshole gonna get a beat down from the wrench who gets coated in that shit.

And you don't get the assault charge.

 

BUILD A WALL!

 

Out of snow?

 

They're well oiled, so their drag coefficient is way low.

 

Worked on Game of Thrones.

 

I like that .. when I allegedly did it , I did all four . But the amount of whistling noise coming from those tires was loud as Hell and the pitch changes as tire pressure is decreased. It was a wind instrument orchestra..

 

Until they get their own dragon!

 

Incredible. Saw this WERA douche actually taking up three spaces in Texas today.
Lordy. Kick that guy out of the club.

 

I might have to let some air out of their tires, that's BS.

EDIT...looks like I am late to the party.

 

I have thought about many things to do regarding this issue, but there is a camera on the lot, so I am reticent to lose my job. I wanted to print up some "parking tickets" and put them on the windshield, but I couldn't come up with anything witty enough.

Anybody got any ideas?

 

That would stop me too. How about some of those stickers mbashfield has

 

Was his ghost trailer hanging out in the aisle too?

 

Surely there aren’t any cameras at his domicile...or the mall parking lot...or the grocery store?

 

Do it in German

https://www.amazon.de/gp/aw/d/B01E5...sse+parken&dpPl=1&dpID=51WRRyrPunL&ref=plSrch

 

Pay someone else to do it or wear a Nixon mask.