When you need to cheat...

Gladys!

 

Thanks buzzkill.

We are fucking with Broome here. Try to keep up and cooperate.

 

You lost me at "We".

 

Selfish bitch. No wonder your wife has constant PMS.

 

I like a feisty gal

 

Nope. Haha.

I was being for real. I went to go play with Reggie some more. He was super excited. He usually doesn’t get 2 play times in one day.

 

You’re a good man Charlie Brown.

 

So now that the chocolate milk angle is played out, considering the title of this thread, what else could it have been about? I was thinking Broome had stumbled on to a fleshlight or real doll ad

 

Not really because you have to keep in mind that I don’t like people.

I’ve lived here for years and I have never had a single conversation with any of my neighbors. I don’t know the names of anyone that lives on either side or across from me. But I know every dog in the neighborhood.

I know their names (either from their collar or hearing their parents yell at them), I know what times their parents aren’t home and when is the best time for me to go play with them.

I even know what they like. For example, Rocky (across the street) wont play with toys that squeak because they freak him out. Thor (2 houses down from Reggie) won’t fetch for shit, but he likes to play Tug of War, but he won’t do it unless the rope has a big knot on the end.

But it bothers me when I go to work because I’m sure nobody plays with them while I’m gone. If people are just going to leave their dogs chained up outside or in a small pen 24/7, I wish they just wouldn’t get one. It’s not right.

 

That’s exactly what happened. I swear. I just slipped and fell into a Fleshlight.

 

Broome is a secret petophile?

 

As long as he's not sniffing their butts he'll be fine.

 

Is that an actual thing?

 

Maybe.

Their owners come home, worried that their dogs are tired all the time.

 

The last house I owned in Cleveland Ga. I had hillbilly neighbors.
Their last names were Gooch!! That screams meth,right?
Anyway,they had 1 momma dog,and 2 pups,all pitbulls.
They never got any attention,or love,or playtime.

When the family left one day,I thought it would be nice to take the dogs
some toys,as they had never seen one.
Biiig mistake!! They all loved the squeaky toy so much,a fight broke out between mom,and one of the pups.
That dog almost killed his mother dog over a toy.They were in a fence,and I couldn't break it up.
It was horrible!! The mom survived but was bloody as hell.

 

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Sent from a smatrphone

 

I just came back here to watch this guy and laugh some more.

 

You know you can actually save that to your phone and take it with you....

 

I just did.

 

Me either, high five.