That is possibly some of the funniest internet reading I have done in quite a while. Wow. Some of those guys are pretty pathetic...
setting at home after a pacemaker implant ,this just made my day. like orvis, i learnd so much today. still dont understand all of it!
Damn! I almost had a heart attack. I queried Venus 2000 and the first thing that came up was a cow milking machine. Those fuckers don't stop until the get at least a gallon of juice. Then I went down a bit farther and saw the "Love machine" site (or something like that) and the super duper adjustable stroker machine for $995.00. It only demands a quart before shutting itself off. A guy might be a tired puppy after a bout with that thing. I think I'll stick with women. And thank you.
Women. Can't live with them, can't afford a super duper adjustable stroker machine for $995.00. Whaddaya gonna do?
Sometimes...a mans wife abandones him,and his wang is left orphaned.. Then that wang is left to be raised by a pack of wild hands,the way nature intended THE END...