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LGBTQ?

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by Mot Okstef, Nov 10, 2017.

  1. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Are you trying to give the old fella a stroke?
     
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  2. Mot Okstef

    Mot Okstef Scrolling all day long on RRW.com

    Sounds like he needs several strokes until he's finished and then takes a nap. :D
     
  3. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

    :eek:
     
  4. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    But you would have to make your own sammich after...:D
     
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  5. Mot Okstef

    Mot Okstef Scrolling all day long on RRW.com

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  6. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    That is possibly some of the funniest internet reading I have done in quite a while. Wow. Some of those guys are pretty pathetic...
     
  7. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    ???

    All I'm getting is an electric cable company in Romania...
     
  8. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

     

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  9. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    I'm not sure a woman who could carry me would be a good thing...
     
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  10. jim weaver

    jim weaver Well-Known Member

    setting at home after a pacemaker implant ,this just made my day. like orvis, i learnd so much today. still dont understand all of it!
     
  11. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    Damn! I almost had a heart attack. I queried Venus 2000 and the first thing that came up was a cow milking machine. Those fuckers don't stop until the get at least a gallon of juice. :eek:

    Then I went down a bit farther and saw the "Love machine" site (or something like that) and the super duper adjustable stroker machine for $995.00. It only demands a quart before shutting itself off. A guy might be a tired puppy after a bout with that thing. :D
    I think I'll stick with women.
    And thank you.
     
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  12. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    You guys and your expensive toys.
    "Hey, check out my trick heart."
     
  13. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    Just think, if you bought one of those Venus thingies you would need a turbocharged pacemaker. :eek:
     
  14. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    Turbocharged no less. Hell, my heart is faster than my bike. :D
     
  15. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version


    Women.
    Can't live with them,
    can't afford a super duper adjustable stroker machine for $995.00.

    Whaddaya gonna do?
     
  16. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    Ya just gotta run the job off manually. :D
     
  17. ToofPic

    ToofPic Well-Known Member

    Sometimes...a mans wife abandones him,and his wang is left orphaned..
    Then that wang is left to be raised by a pack of wild hands,the way nature intended
    THE END... thDGR4VMUT.jpg
     
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  18. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    There was that pic of the one "lady" that probably could...:D
     
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