"Official" Craigslist failure thread

You are probably the dumbest person on earth-burnouts man

 

"completely stripped down, detabbed, shaved and cut." Ouch!!

Oh, and how come its not "murdered out in black" too?

 

I am reading it a little differently now out of context...

 

Ready to hit the road! Don't lowball him, you hooligans, He knows what he's got..https://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/d/street-legal-2003-honda-cr250r/6279666104.html

 

Lights, signals, horn, registration and plates be damned. I gots a title.

 

Could be the same guy?

 

vespa part from 1948 to 2013 all kinks ( Piaggio Italian built ) (Phoenix, AZ)

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/mcy/d/vespa-part-from-1948-to-2013/6283458403.html

Yeah, I knew those scooter guys were kinda alternative lifestyle, but...

 

This guy.....he's on some goodness!

https://columbia.craigslist.org/cto/d/1967-chevelle-ss/6263119431.html

 

No idea how bad of shape it's really in, but imagine for the right person that may not be too bad of a find.

 

I have no what they are worth, guess I should have stated that but I'm also trying to get back to not using facts again.

 

For the condition its in......not anywhere near 10 grand

 

Here's that Moto2 bike you've been pining for!

https://columbus.craigslist.org/mcy/d/built-2011-suzuki-gsx-600/6285160670.html

 

Full Yoshimura R77 header back exhaust with no muffler
No rear brake, the only thing it's good for is locking and skidding, all the braking on a super sport happens up front.

Subtext: "I crashed on the rh side and just stripped off the beat up parts..."

 

https://harrisburg.craigslist.org/cto/d/1968-vw-bus-made-into/6282946610.html

If you're into "Mud Hoggin' "..

 

This is maybe 35 miles from my house.

 

That thing is cool.

 

Umm...no rear fucking brake. What?

 

Probably be better to make it 36.

 

That would be the Mid-Ohio race when they had heat races scheduled. The factory boys were busy filling out their provisional qualifying paperwork because they didn't want to do the heat races for whatever reason. Benny took pole position and I think he might have actually led the first lap.

I'm replying to that now because I did some research back a ways to make sure the next post isn't a repost.