I don't think Metalhead can beat this

You seem to be unusually well versed in porn site ToS.

 

I like my porn the same way I like my vehicles; Japanese and German. However, I'm in the ecommerce business and we sell some interesting products. Knowing how to interpret and push the limit of people's terms of service and rules is about 50% of the job. You find the line and hover one foot over it, but don't cross it. Or in some cases you run the fuck over it completely and just figure out the angles so they don't catch you.

 

"interesting" products? Do tell more.

 

Squid and shit?

 

Dont forget the bratwurst!

 

I remember one where a dude dressed like a clown tied up some chick and fisted her hiney hole while she was babbling "ja, ja, ja, ja, ja". They're very avant garde. Don't have time to watch too much German shenanigans these days, unfortunately.

 

That's what's known as an overshare.

Some experiences you just keep to yourself.