Sometimes you see the darndest things by the side of the road

I find a human head in a ditch and all you Perves can talk about is a dick in a bag.

 

Yeah but, wouldn't you say dicks in a bag is more interesting than a severed head? I mean, head removed you're dead. Dick? Good chance of survival.

And a really cool story to boot.


I'm just sayin.

 

Dude ... did you look at the pic? It wasn't a real dick.

 

Unlike y'all, I tend to just glance at dicks then look away. I prefer looking at Vajay-jays. Although not in a grocery bag.

 

Given that his post even said it was "a dildo in a bag", we didn't have to look real hard. Lol!!

 

What if there'd been no pic? Y'all em effers woulda been howling for one.

 

Nah ... we've seen your pic before.

 

Halfway there. Just need a bag. Where's Shaneequa?

You know I'm just messin.

 

She wearing the other bag. We old.

 

I said
Shut.
Up.

 

Why was it in a bag? If your done with said dildo, why not just throw it out the window? Was it used for anal, and someone didn't want feces on their interior incase they had a ricochet off the A-pillar upon the discard at 55 mph? Or was it newly purchased and it was left on the roof of a car like a shoe and someone drove off?

These are questions that need answers.

 

Maybe they thought it could get them pregnant so they had to wrap it, first.

 

some more details:
1) the street was wet
2) only shoes in the vicinity were mine (see pic 1) and probably a pair or two on a power line nearby
3) dogs were only mildly interested in sniffing
4) no horrified or strangely pleased people around
5) not mine
6) i did not touch dildo or bag-o-dildo
7) for better photo op, i did kick bag-o-dildo

 

Those shoes are tainted for life.

 

Given the places that dildo has been...the taint was just the start.

 

what ever happened to Kevin Boda?

 

Eeewwwww! That's just.....wrong. Sheesh!

 

was that Bodas dildo?

 

Bodas would have been much larger.