Nothing like waiting to the last min. Gift ideas.

Gift ideas for a 12 week knocked up ol lady..

Haven't bought anything and this is number 2,
So we have the good camera already and all that stuff.


Ready go.

 

Vasectomy

 

Tanning bed? Oh wait...

 

Got that one already. But of course it's not being used right now....

 

Tubes are being tied this time around, since they will already be in there.

 

A watch and a lacrosse stick.

 

I thought about a watch but she doesn't really wear one.

No way on the stick,I get hit with enough shit in the house not bringing one of those in here...

 

Grom.

 

A prenatal massage with spa day. One of my wife's favorite gifts ever I think.

 

Let's go down the checklist:

-It can't be baby-related, because you'd have to buy that anyway, so it would be a clear cop out.

-I assume you already have the obvious things: camera, jewelry, etc.

-It has to be available today

You really aren't giving us much to work with.

 

A puppy.

 

Oven mitts and comfy slippers.

 

I'd recommend dick in a box, but it sounds like she got that already

Congrats on the summer arrival.

 

A bus ticket and a boot.

 

She just got the D.

No need to waste money on the box... I outweigh her so I just had to lay on her and she couldn't get away. Lol

 

You might want to get a comfy blanket for the doghouse that you will be sleeping in for screwing this gift up.

 

Nah, I always wait till Christmas eve to go, but this year I'm struggling with gift ideas.

She's easy to please (obviously) so the ideas I got from her was a new toaster,and body wash....

 

So toss the toaster in with her in the bath tub

 

Don't confuse "easy to please" with "accustomed to disappointment"