I'm on crew at the ballet.

Neck deep in ballerinas.

What's my move?

 

Like anywhere else it's a numbers game. Keep hitting them all till you connect.
In the Navy we called that a target rich environment.
Oh and don't be afraid to lower your standards.

 

Lower your standards? Dude, they're ballet dancers. Even if the face is a 5, she's still an 11.

 

He'd have to have standards to lower.

"Whatever I can get" isn't a standard.

 

After a few months at sea it sure is.

 

Don't get too excited. Those are just cod pieces.

 

Any port in the storm.

 

Go to the store, get some beer, go to a metal club, and have fun with the skanky bitches.

Them skinny bitches ain't no fun.

 

I imagine it will be the same as always. You'll wait for the girls to go on stage and hit on the ballerina dudes. NTTAWWT.

 

Liked and plused 10000000000.

 

You should know your moves before putting on the tutu and hitting the stage.

 

Make sure you have a couple of packs of smokes.
They all smoke to keep their weight down.

Don't look at their feet, whatever you do. You'll hurl.

 

For you? Chloroform.

 

Show them your junk

 

Change your name badge to Fred G Sanford first. It'll look cooler on the police report.

 

Haha! Something tells me you've been down this road. The feet and the bruises. These girls are tough!

 

Next move is parawet....then build from there

 

Rarely is a misspelling more apropo... or in this case unlikely.

 

LOL

 

You mount the woman son....