I broke my laptop but I'm a komputer genius and fixed it. I broke my new cheap shaft but fixed it and it'll work. I broke my edger but fixed it and it'll work. Next is the BBS. I'll fix that f@cker but good.
You don't understand. Dave is screwing around with the controls to get a feel for them. Watch what he does on September 26.
Where's ma' fixin' shit tools? My Ohio Machine gave up a massive lead to lose in the last 15 seconds of the Championship. Sam is happy, her stupid Outlaws won. I'm gonna fix shit but good today!!! Where's metalhead, I'll start with fixin' him first.
That would be me. The beeb is very resource hungry lately, had to throw ram and disk space at it. I'm done for today.